fuckmestupid:

The most awesome dollar bill I have ever received.

OMFG

gentlemanbones:

THERE’S BEEN A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT

When the waiter says I can draw on the table, I’m going to draw on the table. (at Romanos Macaroni Grill)

My first real #embroidery project after learning different stitches. #texas #bluebonnet 🎉🎉

adire-adire:

victorysunshine:

goldfish-kisses:

geek-in-a-box:

martiemcfly:

WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS

LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND

BUT BIGGER

WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE

theme parks. just. theme parks.

but u have to pay for theme parks

that’s the adult part

son of a bitch